The cringiest fucking kid ever that sends dick pics of his 2 incher and vapes a broken pod. He thinks he can rap and has the shittiest YouTube channel ever.
by ms.storeyisgay September 29, 2018
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by chensi February 8, 2009
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"IM EMBALMER HON!"
by skeetdrums March 22, 2012
Get the Embalmer mug.A) One whose days begin when your days end....
B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.
B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.
A) As an embalmer, it is my professional duty to sanitize, deodorize, preserve, and restore the deceased.
B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.
B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.
by dodgebabe8788 September 6, 2009
Get the Embalmer mug.To jiz in someone's eye causing intense moment of happiness, progressing to excrutiating pain and neccesary hospitalisation.
Man... Did you see Tim Jiz in that dude's eye. He's dead. The funerals on Saturday. That eyeballer was intense.
by timmylikesoatmeal June 19, 2008
Get the eyeballer mug.The creature known as the intersection eyeballer is the person opposite of you at a two, three, or four way stop sign who, regardless of coming to a complete stop several seconds before you, looks you up and down for some time until you cannot handle it anymore and proceed to drive out of turn.
Whoa that SUV has been at the other end of the intersection for quite some time. This is pretty close to a stop sign standoff except he's staring me pretty hard. Let's cut this intersection eyeballer off and get out of here
by atredivum August 22, 2010
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Forum User #1: I love Eminem music. He's very talented and cool.
Forum User #2: I prefer his old stuff like Antichrist '05, back when he wasn't afraid to be real.
Forum User #1: Fucking Emballer
Forum User #2: I prefer his old stuff like Antichrist '05, back when he wasn't afraid to be real.
Forum User #1: Fucking Emballer
by mreminemstan1 August 13, 2025
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