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eyeballer 

Used originally for people using the website goeyeball.com to price monitor items and save money during the recession of 2009. A more broad definition as someone who knows how to save and keeps an eye on sales.
You're such an awesome eyeballer! How much you save?
eyeballer by chensi February 8, 2009

Embalmer 

A Word used by a Baltimore resident (city or county) to explain that they are indeed IN Baltimore.
"IM EMBALMER HON!"
Embalmer by skeetdrums March 22, 2012

Embalmer 

A) One whose days begin when your days end....

B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.
A) As an embalmer, it is my professional duty to sanitize, deodorize, preserve, and restore the deceased.

B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.
Embalmer by dodgebabe8788 September 6, 2009

eyeballer 

To jiz in someone's eye causing intense moment of happiness, progressing to excrutiating pain and neccesary hospitalisation.
Man... Did you see Tim Jiz in that dude's eye. He's dead. The funerals on Saturday. That eyeballer was intense.
eyeballer by timmylikesoatmeal June 19, 2008

Intersection Eyeballer 

The creature known as the intersection eyeballer is the person opposite of you at a two, three, or four way stop sign who, regardless of coming to a complete stop several seconds before you, looks you up and down for some time until you cannot handle it anymore and proceed to drive out of turn.
Whoa that SUV has been at the other end of the intersection for quite some time. This is pretty close to a stop sign standoff except he's staring me pretty hard. Let's cut this intersection eyeballer off and get out of here

Emballer 

A commonly used insult in online communities, used against stupid or ignorant Eminem fans. Originated as a way to describe members of a racist Eminem fan community called 'Emball', however it's modern context is more generalised.
Forum User #1: I love Eminem music. He's very talented and cool.
Forum User #2: I prefer his old stuff like Antichrist '05, back when he wasn't afraid to be real.
Forum User #1: Fucking Emballer
Emballer by mreminemstan1 August 13, 2025