Emballer 

A commonly used insult in online communities, used against stupid or ignorant Eminem fans. Originated as a way to describe members of a racist Eminem fan community called 'Emball', however it's modern context is more generalised.

Forum User #1: I love Eminem music. He's very talented and cool.
Forum User #2: I prefer his old stuff like Antichrist '05, back when he wasn't afraid to be real.
Forum User #1: Fucking Emballer

Emballer by mreminemstan1 August 13, 2025

Emmballer 

The cringiest fucking kid ever that sends dick pics of his 2 incher and vapes a broken pod. He thinks he can rap and has the shittiest YouTube channel ever.

“Hey bro can u show me a shitty Emmballer video” “I can’t show u all of his videos at once!”

Emmballer by ms.storeyisgay September 29, 2018

Embalmer 

A Word used by a Baltimore resident (city or county) to explain that they are indeed IN Baltimore.

"IM EMBALMER HON!"

Embalmer by skeetdrums March 22, 2012

Embalmer 

A) One whose days begin when your days end....

B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.

A) As an embalmer, it is my professional duty to sanitize, deodorize, preserve, and restore the deceased.

B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.

Embalmer by dodgebabe8788 September 6, 2009

embalmer 

Pissed of Undertaker:
One who can make you disapear without a trace.
Irc n00b
well armed
Mom loosener by trade, mom banger by choice.

Embalmer just tag teamed Jmechys mom with Rebel

**also see Rebel

embalmer by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Embawler 

Known as a mocking nickname for Emballers, since they are known for bawling over "fake leaks" "they made" of Eminem. Made after The Eminem Community discovered the nickname teccer.
It's a comeback for when Emballers bawl about the "fake Eminem leaks".

Forum User (Emballer) #1: "Noo! Doing Wrong isn't real! It's AI!"
Forum User (TEC User) #2: "Yes it is, Embawler."

Embawler by WeDongsDongin August 22, 2025

The Embalmer’s Mercy 

The Embalmer’s Mercy refers to a rare and disturbing postmortem phenomenon where a freshly embalmed corpse retains just enough warmth, pliability, or fluidity to allow for ritualistic sexual desecration — such as crezzing or snurling — to be performed more easily and “welcomely.”

Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.

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Common signs of the Mercy include:

A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm

Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming

Fluid leakage without stimulation

An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight

“The mortician swore she was sealed, but I saw fluid glisten on the satin liner. The Embalmer’s Mercy is real.”

“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”

“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”

The Embalmer’s Mercy by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025