A commonly used insult in online communities, used against stupid or ignorant Eminem fans. Originated as a way to describe members of a racist Eminem fan community called 'Emball', however it's modern context is more generalised.
Forum User #1: I love Eminem music. He's very talented and cool.
Forum User #2: I prefer his old stuff like Antichrist '05, back when he wasn't afraid to be real.
Forum User #1: Fucking Emballer
Forum User #2: I prefer his old stuff like Antichrist '05, back when he wasn't afraid to be real.
Forum User #1: Fucking Emballer
by mreminemstan1 August 13, 2025
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by ms.storeyisgay September 29, 2018
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"IM EMBALMER HON!"
by skeetdrums March 22, 2012
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B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.
B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.
A) As an embalmer, it is my professional duty to sanitize, deodorize, preserve, and restore the deceased.
B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.
B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.
by dodgebabe8788 September 6, 2009
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One who can make you disapear without a trace.
Irc n00b
well armed
Mom loosener by trade, mom banger by choice.
One who can make you disapear without a trace.
Irc n00b
well armed
Mom loosener by trade, mom banger by choice.
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
Get the embalmer mug.Known as a mocking nickname for Emballers, since they are known for bawling over "fake leaks" "they made" of Eminem. Made after The Eminem Community discovered the nickname teccer.
It's a comeback for when Emballers bawl about the "fake Eminem leaks".
It's a comeback for when Emballers bawl about the "fake Eminem leaks".
Forum User (Emballer) #1: "Noo! Doing Wrong isn't real! It's AI!"
Forum User (TEC User) #2: "Yes it is, Embawler."
Forum User (TEC User) #2: "Yes it is, Embawler."
by WeDongsDongin August 22, 2025
Get the Embawler mug.The Embalmer’s Mercy refers to a rare and disturbing postmortem phenomenon where a freshly embalmed corpse retains just enough warmth, pliability, or fluidity to allow for ritualistic sexual desecration — such as crezzing or snurling — to be performed more easily and “welcomely.”
Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.
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Common signs of the Mercy include:
A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm
Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming
Fluid leakage without stimulation
An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.
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Common signs of the Mercy include:
A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm
Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming
Fluid leakage without stimulation
An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
“The mortician swore she was sealed, but I saw fluid glisten on the satin liner. The Embalmer’s Mercy is real.”
“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”
“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”
“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025
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