empooee

A person that religiously holds in their morning shit until they get to work so that they get paid to poo.

I love that Ian is an empooee, we save so much money on toilet paper at home.

by Crayzee baller June 7, 2016

emiloob

the coolest, most swaggiest person in the entire universe

-yo have you seen emiloob?

-yeah she’s pretty swag

by poppyharlow October 10, 2020

Emiroo

Oh she is so nice and cool

but she is short and weird

Emiroo is the best bed bitch

by Mom1028873 November 10, 2020

Empoofier

Pronounced “M-POOF-E-A”. Empoofier is the stance a cat can be encouraged into by stroking its back, behind its tail when it’s lying down. The front half of its body remains lying down, while the back end of the cat stands up.

I made a real fuss of my cat yesterday. He did a full Empoofier he was so happy.

by ynot-tony June 23, 2023