Emily Post

The woman who literally wrote the book on etiquette. Also used as an antonym for anyone who has bad manners or doesn't care about manners.

You don't seem like the Emily Post type, so I'll go ahead and tell you the dirty joke.

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An email, blog, or news group contribution that scolds one for netiquette deficiencies

I flamed some dude on a news group and some bitch sent me an Emily Post.

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Emily Jo Post

she is really short and spunky. she can be your bestfriend or your worst nightmare. shes really pretty and is kinda weird at times.

wow. that was a nice ninja kick. you are such an emily jo post.

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If you have a friend name Emily you have to post her on April 7th every year. post her to get good luck.

Dang you didn’t post Emily on National post emily day? I hope your charge only works in a certain angle, and your dog is ugly. eye roll*

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Over-reaction to a perceived minor breach of etiquette.

I started to eat my entree with my salad fork, and the hostess went emily postal on me!

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