Emily Post

The woman who literally wrote the book on etiquette. Also used as an antonym for anyone who has bad manners or doesn't care about manners.

You don't seem like the Emily Post type, so I'll go ahead and tell you the dirty joke.

Emily Post by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006

Emily Post

An email, blog, or news group contribution that scolds one for netiquette deficiencies

I flamed some dude on a news group and some bitch sent me an Emily Post.

Emily Post by Adumbrator May 25, 2006

Emily Jo Post 

she is really short and spunky. she can be your bestfriend or your worst nightmare. shes really pretty and is kinda weird at times.

wow. that was a nice ninja kick. you are such an emily jo post.

Emily Jo Post by Marannah January 25, 2011

National post Emily day 

If you have a friend name Emily you have to post her on April 7th every year. post her to get good luck.

Dang you didn’t post Emily on National post emily day? I hope your charge only works in a certain angle, and your dog is ugly. eye roll*

National post Emily day by Kloepetr April 7, 2021

emily postal 

Over-reaction to a perceived minor breach of etiquette.

I started to eat my entree with my salad fork, and the hostess went emily postal on me!

emily postal by SeattleMnM May 13, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020