Emanities

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A man who shoves things up his rear for both pain and pleasure!

Everyone knew who Emanities was and what he was into.

Emanities by LoveDespair June 20, 2019

Words you can keep

Eminitis

When you grow up in a trailer park and are permanently attracted to trashy chicks. No amount of social mobility or class elevation can change the intense attraction to trashy chicks. The term is derived from the rapper Eminem, who grew up in a trailer park. Even once famous, he still banged and sought out trashy chicks. There is no known cure.

Jim: Duuuude! Check out that chick over there, 8/10!
Bri: The one with the skunk hair and tramp stamp???
Jim: Yeah!
Bri: Uhhhh, she's like a 5....
Jim: My Eminitis must be dickin' up again....

Eminitis by 1.6 pro blackout May 23, 2016

Related Words

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Eianitis

A term for a debilitating disease that ruins your night after just three mike's hard lemonades.

I wanted to party last night but i had a bad case of eianitis.

Eianitis by mtuhuskies October 21, 2010

Umanities

The study of how humans develop the skills to become a complete person and express that knowledge in their life choices.

Did you hear about that new college major in Umanities? What's that all about?

Umanities by Dr Isaac September 9, 2018

Emobitiest

A form of words used in a captcha on YouTube when they still had bulletins. Meaning Possibilities:

1.) Emos who express themselves through not only cutting, but biting.

2.) A phrase to say when you have nothing else to say.

3.) A threat/insult which can eventually lead to physical fights

4.) A random and completely off topic word to create a diversion.

Girl #1: So, what's going on?
Girl #2: Wha?
Girl #1: You're acting weird. Are you planning something?
Girl #2: Huh?
Girl #1: Just say i-
Girl #2: Emotbitiest!
Girl #1: Wait, what?
Girl #2: How about them waffles? *walks off*
Girl #1: Wha?

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Dude #1: Emobitiest!
Dude #2: Eh?
Dude #1: You Emobitiest!
Dude #2: I do not bite emos.
Dude #1: Or do you?
Dude #2: *tackles Dude #1*

Emobitiest by Kacey Shanton November 3, 2009

Evanitis

The state of having a mustache that will not grow past the peach fuzz state. While at the same time being unwilling to shave off the peach fuzz.

I am beginning to worry about his evanitis, it is getting very bad.

Evanitis by Penn1United September 27, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026