Emanities 

A man who shoves things up his rear for both pain and pleasure!

Everyone knew who Emanities was and what he was into.

Emanities by LoveDespair June 20, 2019

Eminitis 

When you grow up in a trailer park and are permanently attracted to trashy chicks. No amount of social mobility or class elevation can change the intense attraction to trashy chicks. The term is derived from the rapper Eminem, who grew up in a trailer park. Even once famous, he still banged and sought out trashy chicks. There is no known cure.

Jim: Duuuude! Check out that chick over there, 8/10!
Bri: The one with the skunk hair and tramp stamp???
Jim: Yeah!
Bri: Uhhhh, she's like a 5....
Jim: My Eminitis must be dickin' up again....

Eminitis by 1.6 pro blackout May 23, 2016

Eianitis

A term for a debilitating disease that ruins your night after just three mike's hard lemonades.

I wanted to party last night but i had a bad case of eianitis.

Eianitis by mtuhuskies October 21, 2010

Umanities 

The study of how humans develop the skills to become a complete person and express that knowledge in their life choices.

Did you hear about that new college major in Umanities? What's that all about?

Umanities by Dr Isaac September 9, 2018

Emobitiest 

A form of words used in a captcha on YouTube when they still had bulletins. Meaning Possibilities:

1.) Emos who express themselves through not only cutting, but biting.

2.) A phrase to say when you have nothing else to say.

3.) A threat/insult which can eventually lead to physical fights

4.) A random and completely off topic word to create a diversion.

Girl #1: So, what's going on?
Girl #2: Wha?
Girl #1: You're acting weird. Are you planning something?
Girl #2: Huh?
Girl #1: Just say i-
Girl #2: Emotbitiest!
Girl #1: Wait, what?
Girl #2: How about them waffles? *walks off*
Girl #1: Wha?

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Dude #1: Emobitiest!
Dude #2: Eh?
Dude #1: You Emobitiest!
Dude #2: I do not bite emos.
Dude #1: Or do you?
Dude #2: *tackles Dude #1*

Emobitiest by Kacey Shanton November 3, 2009

Evanitis 

The state of having a mustache that will not grow past the peach fuzz state. While at the same time being unwilling to shave off the peach fuzz.

I am beginning to worry about his evanitis, it is getting very bad.

Evanitis by Penn1United September 27, 2009