elmert

Elmert is a small, but ferocious aquatic animal with a huge appetite, destined for greatness or brain damage.

That guy drank tap water and survived? He’s such an Elmert!

by kgoodwi8 May 11, 2018

Elmert

Elmert is a loyal and funny person, he is the sexiest person ever alive, he has the biggest dick and every girl wants to at least suck his dick every 5 second they see him, Elmert's are known for being good in sex and making a girl laugh for his jokes. And every girl calls him daddy

Girl: Is that daddy elmert?
Girl 2: yes it is you don't see his cock hanging out?

by Ccdocts. November 24, 2021