Emmert

The act of throwing up in the bathroom trash can while sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea.

While out drinking, someone showed me a picture of Karen Peetz wearing a negligee so I had to race to the bathroom to Emmert.

Emmert by JoePa409 December 19, 2012

Pulling a Mark Emmert 

Wildly overstepping authority and punishing the innocent.

The principal was overstepping his authority and pulling a Mark Emmert when he cancelled the Homecoming Parade for four years, just because the boys' cross country team dressed up as seamen (semen, get it, haha).

Pulling a Mark Emmert by waytogo123 October 8, 2012

PHILIP EMMERT

A piece of shit who can't lift 2 pounds and doesn't know how to walk. He instead bikes everywhere and acts gay. He flew into a horses ass.

That Philip Emmert tried to touch me yesterday, but he tripped and hit his moobs on the ground.

PHILIP EMMERT by Shensep October 28, 2017

The Emmert 

Turning down the hottest girl in school in order to be with the girl who dumped him for a kid nicknamed cheese

He pulled the emmert by turning down dominique for claire

The Emmert by Ryan Sweeney July 22, 2008

the emmert 

the act or state of turning down the hottest girl in school for a girl who dumped you for a guy nicknamed "CHEESE"

You fucking idiot.....you pulled the emmert

the emmert by Patty Emmert August 29, 2008

Emmerdaled 

The feeling of being THAT high that you lose all sense of reality and feel like you are in a TV show

"Bro, im so stoned right now, im Emmerdaled

Emmerdaled by Bowman97 November 13, 2014

emmersyn 

Emmersyn is a beautiful sexy person who is always a happy positive person who would cheer up the whole world if she could. She is a very loud outgoing girl who makes friends instantly.she can get boys in just a matter of seconds. She acts as if she is very lazy and she can’t be bothered doing anything but actually she is a very sporty athletic girl. All the boys just fall head over heels for this fantastic Emmersyn she is smart and caring and also one of the most loving people I have ever met. Don’t forget the guys love an Emmersyn

OMG, she is like such an Emmersyn

emmersyn by Jajdb March 6, 2018