Skip to main content

Ellie Goulding 

Ellie Goulding is a English pop singer inspired by electronica and pop style modern music. She is very talented and showed interest way back when she was 9 and can play pop music she likes on small instruments such as piano and guitar.

Ellie Goulding is a very beautiful, charming, elegant woman, sometimes can look like a man, but when she smiles and has her hair brushed/combed all aligned to the side, it makes her look 5 years younger and very enchanting. She isn't like Britney Spears, Madonna, or any other American drug-addict whores, she is a attractive liberalistic girl who follow her dreams in her own image, and do it with a sense of belonging, and won't suck your dick if your a producer or an agent trying to use her to make yourself money, gtfo!!

Ellie Goulding, when she smiles in Starry Eyed music video 2010, her eyes give the feel of a little girl, cute, innocent, adorable, obedient girl (not a stuck up bitch), only people under 18 give a perception and impressure to people about themselves, but her laugh doesn't, albiet shes 24 and growing, it's not just the smile, she is perfect in all sorts of ways, she reminds me of my high school times, but my retarded blonde classmates could actually sing it would kill for me to go back to those times again

If you think otherwise, then please reconsider what I just said and re-watch Starry Eyed, or Guns and Horses. But not The Writer, she looks like mama Goulding in that one.
Ellie Goulding - Starry Eyed
Next thing we're touching
You look at me it's like you hit me with lightning
Ahhhh

Oh, everybody's starry-eyed
And everybody goes

Ellie Goulding - Guns and Horses
We've got our guns and horsies :D <3
Ellie Goulding by ilovegt5 December 14, 2010

Ellie Goulding 

fake Ellie Goulding Try’s to be her but is a wish version, also needs singing lessons
Ellie Goulding stinks of jobby

The Ellie Goulding Effect 

Refers to the popularity of any given artist based mostly upon the samples taken from their songs, or remixes by other musicians of that artists songs. In these cases, the remix will often times be more popular than the Artists original song.
"The original song is ok, but the TRAP version by Baauer is so sick, it gives the original the Ellie Goulding Effect."
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026