Eli is the type of friend who will always be there for you no matter what. He won't be the one you call up to go get drinks with downtown but he's the one who will always be there to give you professional advice, financial advice, or just any second opinion about any serious life changing decisions. He's the friend who will always try to help you solve any problems in life, in school, or in work. Even if he has no knowledge on the matter he will immediately drop everything to go learn in order to help you out. You can always count on Eli's to be the friend who will help you with literally anything. Eli's only ask their friends to be honest with them and to trust them and to be patient.

Eli is a great friend, he spent 10 hours yesterday helping me clean out my garage.

Eli by Jack9736 August 1, 2021

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Eli

My fucking pickle daddy

I love eli

Eli by Chayimushkibeepbeep February 8, 2021

eli

the weird friend

eli has scoliosis

eli by MassiveCouchPotato January 26, 2021

Eli

When I was writing this Eli was eating a bell pepper. Eli likes bell peppers.

Person 1: What does Eli like.
Person 2: bell peppers.

Eli by The Rigs man December 6, 2018

Eli

The name of the ex boyfriend you will never stop having feelings for and whom will cross your mind very often.
Also, he has amazing eyes and an incredible sense of humor. There is no one in this world like him.

– Are you still in love with him?
– With Eli? Yes but please don't tell.

Eli by Shut-up-and-drive May 26, 2015

Eli

Eli is an amazing guy. He is shy sometimes and gets really shy when a girl he likes is near him and his friends. He is crazy funny, but will call you out if you say something stupid, but in a funny way. A lot of girls fall for him, but he doesn't know it, and if you try to tell him he won't believe you. When compared to celebrities he denies everything. He's very athletic and super gorgeous. Sometimes he'll forget important dates or plans that he's made, but will make it up in the fute. He won't let you down.

"Eli! Today's my birthday! Not tomorrow!"
"I know, beautiful. But, that's when I want to...take you out."

"Don't call me gorgeous like Edward Cullen. I look nothing like him."

"Yes! You! Do!"

Eli by ILoveThatCurlyHeadedOne December 16, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026