Jacob

If you found this message, it's for you

I found a Jacob

by Chayimushkibeepbeep March 06, 2022

Simi

The guy that you're madly in love with.
He is super hot and nice.
The world doesn't deserve someone as amazing as a simi

Hey,have you met this incredible guy?he's a simi.

by Chayimushkibeepbeep January 26, 2021

Eli

My fucking pickle daddy

I love eli

by Chayimushkibeepbeep February 08, 2021

Octopussy

A pussy who sticks to you like an octopus's tentacles

Person 1) he is being an octopussy

by Chayimushkibeepbeep March 26, 2017

Helga

Jesus reborn as a girl who likes having sex with goats

She is such a HELGA

by Chayimushkibeepbeep March 21, 2017