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elevening 

A baked-goods ingredient dat makes da end-product so wonderfully light and fluffy dat it totally busts da roof off of a "perfect ten" rating.
Gramma's delicious pastries have her love and cheerful demeanor baked into them, so dat mix of invisible ingredients is all da elevening needed to make them all total winners in da flavor and texture department!
elevening by QuacksO February 1, 2023
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nine-elevening 

stealing somthing from another person with intent to cause damage to them. or high jacking somthing that doesnt belong to you. like the taleban took planes that where not theres to do bad things with it.
hey dude someone is nine-elevening your stuff.
nine-elevening by bkwiatv1 March 6, 2008

Seven Elevening

“A type of orgy where several women and eleven men have sex while pouring 7Eleven slurpees on each other’s bodies.”
“Tomorrow night we’re going to be Seven Elevening. Will you bring us the slurpees? ”
Seven Elevening by Slick_One81 December 13, 2021

BBQ evening 

James Phelps licking his lips while grilling waffles and meat, many say they can’t escape it.
Normal person: why are you crying?

Phelps fan: I CAN’T ESCAPE IT!

Normal person: what?..

Phelps fan: BBQ EVENING!
BBQ evening by Maddie.malfoy November 16, 2020

What will this evening 

What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning! As Frank Zappa said, meaning the choices we make in pleasure seeking will bring consequences, sometimes surprisingly fast.
What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning!

ladies of the evening 

noun: a modest term describing un-modest women; prostitutes

The phrase is used by Bubbles on the tv show Trailer Park Boys.
It doesn't get much greasier than spending all your money from recycling beer bottles on a few ladies of the evening.

Ladies of the night, whores, hookers, skanks, tramps, hoes, prostitutes, skallywags, wenches, harlots, call girls, streetwalkers, thotties, you name it.. whatever you want to call them, they're ladies of the evening.
ladies of the evening by Mr Lahey January 6, 2014

Evening Hamburger 

An ancient tradition derived from the earliest of civilizations. It is normally an act of solidarity, but it can be used as a social function in a group of close friends (the “boys” if you will). The fact of the matter is that it is not just a hamburger you have in the evening (a common misconception by many) but it is an action within itself, a force to be reckoned with. It is the ultimate team building event, while it can also be a very personal and eye-opening experience.
The Evening Hamburger will commence in a half an hour.
Evening Hamburger by Ritch Wilson October 9, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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