Electroffs

The state of inert polarity within an electron. This anomaly creates no covalent; nor ionic bonds. Sad....

After only a couple of hours use; the generator could no longer produce negative energy from electrons; therefore creating the useless ‘ELECTROFFS’... void of energy or frenzy... they are sub subatomic particles!

by Major T. May 3, 2019

Pushing Electrons

The act of using (pushing keys) a keyboard to create and send e-mail or other types of electronic communications.

The process of competing daily online activities on the computer or other similar electronic device.

"I can't wait for lunch. I have been sitting at my desk pushing electrons all morning."

by Jremy2 July 22, 2009

compton recoil electrons

Compton recoil electrons are electrons knocked from orbitals of an atom usually by gamma radiation from a nuclear explosion.

These electrons create a brief current which results in an electromagnetic pulse or EMP which can damage or destroy unshielded electronic equiptment, mainly microchips. Such an event taking place at high altitude would result in wide scale electrical damage.

"our electrical equiptment was damaged as a result of compton recoil electrons from the EMP blast"

by chosenfoo October 4, 2006

Electrofuck

To be fucked with great tenacity and vigor during a lightning storm. Arms are typically raised victoriously when the word is said.

Last night I got electrofucked by Justin.

by Discostick April 5, 2009

electrohash

electronic waste in the form of audible sounds

The top 20 songs on the radio this week all sounded like a bad case of electrohash.

by pressmaster May 4, 2022

Hyper Cerebral Electrosis

This is a condition, which is considered to be mythological to some. The condition causes the brain, along with the rest of the head, to explode. This is caused by concentrating. This condition is often referred to as H.C.E., and often leaves the audience of an H.C.E. attack under suspicion of murder.

Gerald and Larry were poking cow patties when Gerald mentioned the time-space continuum. Shortly after, Larry's head exploded due to his acute Hyper Cerebral Electrosis, and Gerald was left as the prime suspect for his murder.

by Swarticus Prime November 17, 2009

Electrofuk

The act of fucking your girl, doggy style, then when your about to orgasm you grab the tazer you hid under the pillow hours earlier and taze your woman. As she convulses you will have the best orgasm ever, and she might too... but who knows? (Make sure to wear a rubber otherwise the joke will be on you also.) Make sure not to be balls deep!

Steve was electrofuking his woman when the button on his tazer got stuck and they both fried!

by batsoup August 6, 2009