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Elbow Jack 

The Elbow Jack is the latest in jerking off technology. It is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.

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In order to do the Elbow Jack your elbow must be flexible.

Step One: Place erect penis between forearm and bicep.

Step Two: Apply Lubricant

Step Three: Slowly start up and down motion. Until you have came.

Warning If jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.

Invented by: Paul & J.D Sanghera.
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Elbow Jack by Big Black Paul June 8, 2009
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Elbow Jack 

The Elbow Jack is the latest in jerking off technology. It is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.
Requirments, - Penis - Elbow - lubricants

In order to do the Elbow Jack your elbow must be flexible.

Step One: Place erect penis between forearm and bicep.

Step Two: Apply Lubricant

Step Three: Slowly start up and down motion. Until you have came.

Warning If jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.

Invented by: J.D Sanghera.

Jacker’s Elbow

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Jacker’s Elbow by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
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