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El Capitan 

El Capitan by penis October 5, 2003

El Capitan 

The name so commonly used for tim's penis, because it is just so commanding, like a captain.
Everywhere i look, I see the El capitan! it's just so big!
El Capitan by kyra July 9, 2003

el capitan 

el capitan by Nicko January 20, 2004

el capitan gauchos 

A school that everybody is jealous of
"God damn El Capitan gauchos beat us at everything."
el capitan gauchos by Conner014 November 3, 2013

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk 

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Very good looking, brave, daring, smart, sexy, loyal and unpredictable.

A one of a kind in thinking and in person. Can easily be confused with cocky and often miss understood. People who are called by this name are powerful individuals and should never be under estimated in any way.

One such individual can be found around the Seattle area.
A reference to the famed Capitan Kirk of Star track.

Once again "Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk" saved the copy Machine.

El Crapitán 

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit
After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.
El Crapitán by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009
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