An eggbag is the silhouette of one of your testicals with the bag stretched taut so that it gives the testicle that egg like appearance... Must have a brazillian wax or something close.
Kent's eggbag looked so enticing to her, with just one ray of moonlight hitting it at just the right angle.
A member of anonymous who is only in it for the publicity or followers. Somebody who only cares about helping themselves through pretending to help others.
"I had 8,000+ followers before I disabled my account in April. I don't care about followers that much to egofag. Enjoy riding my coat tails fag."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.