A term used to describe the act of suddenly dropping your sack (testicles) in front of a web camera to an unsuspecting viewer on the other end. The person performing the act usually comes from behind the camera and squats over it so their testicles dangle with the utmost droop-age.
I was totally Skyping with my boyfriend last night and he told me he needed to step away for a second. Next thing I knew he was totally ebagging me! I thought it was aliens for a second, but nope, they were his humungous balls right in my face.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.