Eggvin

Any tall person who is really fond of licking soft boiled eggs, sometimes mistaken for a meteorologist.

Wow that guy is really going to town throating those eggs, must be an Eggvin

by Dis_nuts July 10, 2025

egging the lawnmower

Verb

When a girl puts her period blood in every hole of your body, then uses wax to rip off your pubic hair.

Dude did you hear about when Tom's girlfriend started egging the lawnmower??

"That shit must've been so painful."

by jules019 December 20, 2020

Eggwin

Taken off the New Zealand slang word "egg", an Eggwin can refer to someone who is being an annoying idiot,
it can also mean someone who is very smart and annoying by using his/her/their intelligence against people with lower Intelligence.

Example 1
Person 1: Bro stop your being such an eggwin
Person 2: Nah bro you're just dumb

Example 2
Person 1: Bro stop being dumb you absolute eggwin
Person 2: Drrrrrrrr

by Claustrophobic Teletubby. May 21, 2023

EGGIN'

The act of being condescending towards another or multiple persons. Also known as a "one-upper"

Phil: Man, I was so faded last night...
Greg: Dude, that was nothing. You should have seen me at Tommy's the other night...
Danny: Quit eggin' man.
Alec: Word. You fuckin' suck man.

by Toby Deeezzzz August 26, 2007

quail egging

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.

Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.

by john john September 19, 2006

goose egging

When a man sticks his ball sack into a vagina

Ted totally was goose egging her all night long.He goose egged so hard that he manage to get testicular cancer.

by Peelz 4 Dead May 2, 2010

cream egging

when proforming anal sex the man cuts a cream egg in half and puts the larger end of the egg on the end of his penis and then inserts it into the girl's ass.after anal sex the dribbling melted chocolate is then licked from the girl's ass.

cream egg ,how do you like yours ???

preferbly dribbling out of our lasses ass!!

cream egging :)

by pissedoffpanda October 9, 2011