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egging the lawnmower 

Verb

When a girl puts her period blood in every hole of your body, then uses wax to rip off your pubic hair.
Dude did you hear about when Tom's girlfriend started egging the lawnmower??

"That shit must've been so painful."
egging the lawnmower by jules019 December 20, 2020
Related Words
Taken off the New Zealand slang word "egg", an Eggwin can refer to someone who is being an annoying idiot,
it can also mean someone who is very smart and annoying by using his/her/their intelligence against people with lower Intelligence.
Example 1
Person 1: Bro stop your being such an eggwin
Person 2: Nah bro you're just dumb

Example 2
Person 1: Bro stop being dumb you absolute eggwin
Person 2: Drrrrrrrr
The act of being condescending towards another or multiple persons. Also known as a "one-upper"
Phil: Man, I was so faded last night...
Greg: Dude, that was nothing. You should have seen me at Tommy's the other night...
Danny: Quit eggin' man.
Alec: Word. You fuckin' suck man.
EGGIN' by Toby Deeezzzz August 26, 2007

quail egging 

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.
Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.
quail egging by john john September 19, 2006

goose egging 

When a man sticks his ball sack into a vagina
Ted totally was goose egging her all night long.He goose egged so hard that he manage to get testicular cancer.
goose egging by Peelz 4 Dead May 2, 2010

cream egging 

when proforming anal sex the man cuts a cream egg in half and puts the larger end of the egg on the end of his penis and then inserts it into the girl's ass.after anal sex the dribbling melted chocolate is then licked from the girl's ass.
cream egg ,how do you like yours ???

preferbly dribbling out of our lasses ass!!

cream egging :)
cream egging by pissedoffpanda October 9, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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