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Keep your eggs in ya ovaries 

A slightly sexist way to tell someone to calm down.
Swaggerella: OMG I just have so much swag im gonna die!

Random: OMG Keep your eggs in ya ovaries!

Harry Styles: Hey I just thought I would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.

what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china 

When someone says something completely irrelevant.
Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)

eggs in a nest 

When one man gently caresses (or nestles against) another man's testicles with his big bushy beard.
I bet that guy enjoys his eggs in a nest.
eggs in a nest by Snowman2017 February 9, 2017

all of your eggs in one basket 

Having all of your resources in one place; putting your money or hopes or future into one thing.

'Eggs' are delicate, and if all of your eggs were in one container, and that container was damaged, you might lose all of your eggs in one quick and painful moment.
1) You don't want to keep all of your eggs in one basket. You might lose everything!

2) Tom had all of his eggs in one basket -- Yoyodyne.com stock -- and when the stock market crashed he was bankrupt.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? 

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials
Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

how do you like your eggs in the morning? 

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl
hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?