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The act of taking a crap inside a fold-out couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the next unexpected person to find the surprise.
Hey bob, i just did a california eggroll to your grandma's couch; i hope you dont mind.
by TheGrayBush June 30, 2011
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat
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by mouthFULLofJIZZ June 08, 2020
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