Egg Mc.Muffin 

A sexual achievement that results in best orgasm-
and all it takes is an easy seven steps!
1: find a large women (FAT)
2: do her doggy style
3: knock her out (donkey punch)
4: give her liposuction and keep fat
5: use fat to grill an egg
6: put cooked egg on her vagina
7: insert penis

Dude i totally gave dat hoe a Egg Mc.Muffin

Egg Mc.Muffin by Gunars January 20, 2009

Egg mcmuffin 

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious ham HAMMMMMM and egg with cheese covered by 2 muffin bread slices

Egg mcmuffin is AMAZING

Egg mcmuffin by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

Egg mcmuffin 

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious and egg with cheese covered in 2 muffin bread slices

Egg McMuffin is AMAZING

Egg mcmuffin by WatcherInc August 25, 2022

Egg McMuffin 

The superior. The best of its kind, not to be outdone by any other example of a similar thing, but isn't the actual thing by which the example is set.

That was the Egg McMuffin of weed, my man!

Egg McMuffin by UnevenHaircut January 11, 2012

egg mcmuffin 

An egg and cheese sandwich from McDonalds, usually with interchangeable sausage or bacon patty.

I bought an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds.

egg mcmuffin by Dan September 29, 2003

egg mcmuffin 

3 odd coasters held together with cheese

Egg mcmuffins? Coasters? The secret is cheese.

egg mcmuffin by poochie March 8, 2004

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! 

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.

Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009