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'Wanna go down to the shop?'
'Nah, thats effs.'
Effs by CraigJedmonds November 18, 2011
Words you can keep
The effort level you would give to poops a certain girl. Judged on a scale from 1-10, this is the most varying answer depending on the guy you ask. Other poops ratings are generally agreed upon by most guys.
Bill: Would you poops?
Tom: Hell yea. Effs?
Bill: About a 9. But I still wouldn't date her.
Effs by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
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The Straight Effs 

A musical duo formed by Youtube-star Terroja Kincaid (The Amazing Atheist) and Cody Weber. Together they've appeared in three videos on Youtube, all titled "BEST SONGS EVER". In these videos, TJ is singing, while Weber plays guitar and sometimes bass. In "BEST SONGS EVER 3", the duo also have a guest appearance of Cody Weber's brother playing guitar. They also have another video called "BONE US SONGS" consisting of tracks that apparently were too graphic for Youtube.
The Straight Effs have also released an EP consisting of four of their songs.

Lyrically, their songs are mostly about stereotyping, alcohol, drugs, sex, rape, murder, violence, homosexuality politics and rebellion against the system. The songs varies from almost metal-like singing with heavy guitar riffs, to romantic ballads.
"The Straight Effs is the shit!"

"Remeber that time that your dad molested you?"

"Fuck the civilians, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"Ever since I fucked my sister she's been acting kind of strange."

"Call the number on your screen, cuz we can get you more money and bitches than Charlie Sheen."

"When I ride a horse I need a separate horse from my big fat fucking dick!"
The Straight Effs by koriboy October 9, 2011
A euphemism for "fuckshit." Used as an exclamation.
"Holy effshiz!"
"Oh, effshiz."
"Whatever you don't do, don't look at the Holy Effshiz Picture."
effshiz by liliennnnnnn December 20, 2006

effsploiting 

If someone is exploiting you with sex, like if someone didn't actually want to be with you and just using you to have sex. (Used in S2:E1 crazy ex girlfriend)
Don’t continue dating him, he’s effsploiting you!
effsploiting by Wordsareinteresting September 9, 2023

effsicles 

being bored as "eff" just in the winter
Me and Lauren were cold as effsicles and fat Dan wouldn't leave us alone.
effsicles by Amazon/Lauren7 December 12, 2009

Effsnatch 

Every Fuckin Person on the planet bitches, yeah, ya like that, huhh? Yeah fuck that.
Dude, im gonna go to your house and do your mom.

You EFFSNATCH
Effsnatch by Dan October 23, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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