Effs 

Abbreviation of the word 'Effort'

'Wanna go down to the shop?'
'Nah, thats effs.'

Effs by CraigJedmonds November 18, 2011

Effs 

The effort level you would give to poops a certain girl. Judged on a scale from 1-10, this is the most varying answer depending on the guy you ask. Other poops ratings are generally agreed upon by most guys.

Bill: Would you poops?
Tom: Hell yea. Effs?
Bill: About a 9. But I still wouldn't date her.

Effs by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

The Straight Effs 

A musical duo formed by Youtube-star Terroja Kincaid (The Amazing Atheist) and Cody Weber. Together they've appeared in three videos on Youtube, all titled "BEST SONGS EVER". In these videos, TJ is singing, while Weber plays guitar and sometimes bass. In "BEST SONGS EVER 3", the duo also have a guest appearance of Cody Weber's brother playing guitar. They also have another video called "BONE US SONGS" consisting of tracks that apparently were too graphic for Youtube.
The Straight Effs have also released an EP consisting of four of their songs.

Lyrically, their songs are mostly about stereotyping, alcohol, drugs, sex, rape, murder, violence, homosexuality politics and rebellion against the system. The songs varies from almost metal-like singing with heavy guitar riffs, to romantic ballads.

"The Straight Effs is the shit!"

"Remeber that time that your dad molested you?"

"Fuck the civilians, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"Ever since I fucked my sister she's been acting kind of strange."

"Call the number on your screen, cuz we can get you more money and bitches than Charlie Sheen."

"When I ride a horse I need a separate horse from my big fat fucking dick!"

The Straight Effs by koriboy October 9, 2011

effshiz 

A euphemism for "fuckshit." Used as an exclamation.

"Holy effshiz!"
"Oh, effshiz."
"Whatever you don't do, don't look at the Holy Effshiz Picture."

effshiz by liliennnnnnn December 20, 2006

effsploiting 

If someone is exploiting you with sex, like if someone didn't actually want to be with you and just using you to have sex. (Used in S2:E1 crazy ex girlfriend)

Don’t continue dating him, he’s effsploiting you!

effsploiting by Wordsareinteresting September 9, 2023

effsicles 

being bored as "eff" just in the winter

Me and Lauren were cold as effsicles and fat Dan wouldn't leave us alone.

effsicles by Amazon/Lauren7 December 12, 2009

Effsnatch 

Every Fuckin Person on the planet bitches, yeah, ya like that, huhh? Yeah fuck that.

Dude, im gonna go to your house and do your mom.

You EFFSNATCH

Effsnatch by Dan October 23, 2003