Edgsession 

Obsession with the edge of a flat earth that manifests itself as an obsessive compulsive disorder.

That globling has an edgsession boarding on psychosis.

Edgsession by indio007 April 3, 2019

edpression 

(1) the state of missing Ed Sheeran so much during his break that all you can do is listen to Photograph and cry

(2) the state of being after an Ed Sheeran concert because it's over

non sheerio: omg why are you so upset?
sheerio: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EDPRESSION FEELS LIKE SO GO AWAY.

edpression by xsheeriox June 24, 2016

Erosession

ero•ses•sion
N
1. A deeply intense preoccupation with a significant other in which one is drawn in completely to the growing feelings of love as a relationship progresses to stages of permanence as the mutual reciprocation of shared feelings, thoughts, desires, and attractions are merged into a healthy, fulfilling, and interactive relationship.
ero•ses'sion•al adj.
ero•ses'sion•al•ly adv.

The complete erosession I have with my girlfriend consumes all my free time and puts me in a state of euphoria.
Dedicated to Dana S

Erosession by Stephen Maroda July 24, 2008

Homeless Person's Manditory Egression

The politically correct way of saying "Bum's Rush."
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.

"I got the bum's rush from Finkbein's bar last night."
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"

Homeless Person's Manditory Egression by Cap'n Bullmoose October 19, 2008

Exsession 

When ones obsessed with their ex, or their ex is obsessed with them.

Wow your ex girlfriend sure has an exsession with you

Exsession by FuckboyStyle January 1, 2018