Edgemaxxing is the repetition of Edging.
It's a term used in the Looksmaxxing community because edging is considered to boost your T levels and average look.
Bro I've been edgemaxxing and my skin is def clearer now
Edgemaxxing, Edging or Semen Retention, is the act of masturbating without ejaculating, it is said to help with skin problems such as acne and pimples, it is also believed to be a Testosterone (Male Hormone) booster
Dude1: Dude! I have Brain fog and I'm addicted to porn!
Dude2: Learn Edgemaxxing!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.