A word used to describe something Edd gives approval to (see Eddisfaction) that is constantly rubbed against his ballsack as a display of approval in public.
"Push me, and the just hurt me, till edd can get his, eddisfriction."
Like eddisfriction but without the follow thru, something that edd approves the use of due to excessive testing and questioning, and therefore is safe and exceptable for the use of others. A responce of being punished or disiplined for using something without eddifaction is common.
Well... too be honest.. if ur not looking for a small car like a mini, why would you get anything other than a 306... a 306 is a good family car with eddisfaction.. what do you want from me?
eddisfaction - To reach the standards set out by Edd, eddisfaction is only obtainable when the enjoyment level is so intense that Edd screams for more. Some people presume that reaching Eddisfaction is an easy task or "a piece of cake" but only those who truly know Edd really understand the value of Eddisfaction and the effects that are caused by it.
Can't get no Eddisfaction.
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you can really feel the eddisfaction, it kinda makes me feel uncontrolably sick.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!