"Have you heard Ed Sheeran's new single?" "Bro, you're such an edcel"
"This girl I liked turned me down after I requested an Ed Sheeran song at the bar." "Why would you play Ed Sheeran, you edcel! Now she'll never love you!!"
Edelyn is the name of an extraordinary being. She is ambition and very strong. She is independent and always goes for what she wants. She's kind and has a strong sense of protection. She's the most beautiful thing and is very hard working. She's intelligent and creative. She's also inventive and humble. She treats everyone equally and is insightful. She will never be "owned" and never gives up. She doesn't need anyone.
I can see fire in her eyes, thats how I know its Edelyn. She's unlike any other.
A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.
Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.
User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"
User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*