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Ebrolocation 

Similar to echolocation, however it's the method for white teenage boys to locate their friends while not within sight of each other.
BTW, this ACTUALLY happened, and is the source of this UD entry:

Biff: "Dude, where's Chad?"
Skeeter: "Dude, I think he was over in the Walmart shoe aisle looking for Shaqs"
Chad (heard faintly from across the store): "DUDE!"
Biff: "DUDE!" (moving toward the sound of his bro)
Chad: "DUDE!" (responding to the sound of his bro)
Biff: "DUDE!" (nearer to Chad)
Chad: "DUDE!! THEY'VE GOT SHAQS!"
Biff: "DUDE! NO WAY!!!"
My daughter: "Douchebags find each other using ebrolocation"
Ebrolocation by T3chTon1c February 5, 2019
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Echolocation 

Finding your spouse's lips in complete darkness of a bedroom after making kissing sounds.
Echolocation is a known phenomenon by which bats identify their prey
Echolocation by Nika123 October 7, 2012

Echolocation Kink 

When you are sexually attracted to the noise that bats, dolphins and whales make.
Dolphin: EEEEE eee-Ee-Eeeeeee-eee
Me(with Echolocation Kink): Damn shawty ok !!

Asian-echolocation 

The ability of an Asian to sense a fellow Asian.
Due to Asian-echolocation, she knew her Asian friend had entered the room.

Nerd Echolocation 

The process used to locate a nerd within a reasonable proximity by sending a text, email or other type of social media message. The sound alert you hear is almost always associated with a video game sound or music. This is most effective in a home or office setting.
"Hey do you know where Matt is?"

"I not sure. Have you tried Nerd Echolocation yet?"

"Let me see here. I will sent him a text and tweet" click click click

"Oh, he is in the break room. I just heard the Mario 1-UP sound and Legend of Zelda theme song come from that direction."
Nerd Echolocation by azmike80 February 14, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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