BTW, this ACTUALLY happened, and is the source of this UD entry:
Biff: "
Dude, where's Chad?"
Skeeter: "
Dude, I think he was over in the Walmart shoe aisle looking for Shaqs"
Chad (heard faintly from across the store): "DUDE!"
Biff: "DUDE!" (moving toward the sound of his
bro)
Chad: "DUDE!" (responding to the sound of his
bro)
Biff: "DUDE!" (nearer to Chad)
Chad: "DUDE!! THEY'VE GOT SHAQS!"
Biff: "DUDE! NO WAY!!!"
My daughter: "Douchebags find each other using ebrolocation"