The process used to locate a nerd within a reasonable proximity by sending a text, email or other type of social media message. The sound alert you hear is almost always associated with a video game sound or music. This is most effective in a home or office setting.
"Hey do you know where Matt is?"
"I not sure. Have you tried Nerd Echolocation yet?"
"Let me see here. I will sent him a text and tweet" click click click
"Oh, he is in the break room. I just heard the Mario 1-UP sound and Legend of Zelda theme song come from that direction."
Echobrocation is a fine tuned sonic ability that fraternity brothers seem to adaptively gain once they are well established in their respective brotherhood. In party settings, the frat males environmental niche, one brother will yell out a short nonsensical phrase that other fraternity members are sensitive to, and upon hearing, will repeat until all others have joined in. The reflected verbal phrasing is essential for pinpointing other bros locations in the hot, dark, hostile environment that is a frat party.
Similar to echolocation, however it's the method for whiteteenage boys to locate their friends while not within sight of each other.
BTW, this ACTUALLY happened, and is the source of this UD entry:
Biff: "Dude, where's Chad?"
Skeeter: "Dude, I think he was over in the Walmart shoe aisle looking for Shaqs"
Chad (heard faintly from across the store): "DUDE!"
Biff: "DUDE!" (moving toward the sound of his bro)
Chad: "DUDE!" (responding to the sound of his bro)
Biff: "DUDE!" (nearer to Chad)
Chad: "DUDE!! THEY'VE GOT SHAQS!"
Biff: "DUDE! NO WAY!!!"
My daughter: "Douchebags find each other using ebrolocation"
(1)The process of taking something that should, by all means be simple, and making it extremely convoluted and difficult. (2)Screwing over a large group of people who have no choice but to follow your command.
"We had to go sign some papers, but due to echofication, it ended up taking twelve hours and three trips back and forth"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.