Eating mango 

A safe for work term used by women to describe being eaten out!

Hey Mary you sure look happy today!

*Mary* yea I had a real nice night last night! My man really enjoyed eating mango last night! He really killed it!

Eating mango by Hom2436 January 23, 2018

eating the mango 

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.

Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.

eating the mango by Dandy Dinmot May 17, 2009

the duck is eating a mango 

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

the duck is eating a mango by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003