eating dirty 

Slang term used for the act of eating ass.

"What brings you to the ER tonight?"

"I was eating dirty and now I feel itchy!"

"OK. I'm going to test you for HIV."

eating dirty by Hazel Street December 7, 2020

eating a dirty tomato 

Hoping that a word will have inappropriate meaning when looked up on Urban dictionary.

"I wonder what eating a dirty tomato of parrot will be..."

eating a dirty tomato by Swords! November 26, 2009

eating dirt 

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

eating dirt by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020