Eat My Shorts 

Insult used by cartoon character, Bart Simpson, from The Simpsons.

Principle Skinner can eat my shorts.

Eat My Shorts by jenni January 5, 2005

Eat My Shorts 

As in the movie 'The Breakfast Club', another way to say "Eat my shit!"

Bender (to Vernon): Eat my shorts!

Eat My Shorts by DiveInPuddles8 July 5, 2003

eat my shorts 

another way to say kiss my ass or suck my dick

"Man you can eat my shorts!"

eat my shorts by Lexi d August 30, 2009

Eat My Shorts 

To make an offering to someone to consume one's knee length pantalons.

Pardon me sir, but would you be so kind as to eat my shorts?

Eat My Shorts by fuCKY December 7, 2003

Eat My Shorts 

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

Eat My Shorts by Brendan April 7, 2003

eat my shorts 

to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'

idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'

eat my shorts by ashmoree July 8, 2009

Eat My Shorts 

The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.

Dude, did you catch Eat My Shorts last year? I almost peed myself it was so funny!

Eat My Shorts by 514funny October 14, 2008