Eat, shit and die. 

The three things everyone has to do.

Eat, shit and die.
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Eat, shit and die!

Eat, shit and die. by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023

eat shit and die

The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.

"That mother-fucker just cut me off! Hey you! 'Eat shit and die!'"

eat shit and die by Dr. Kev October 27, 2006

Eat shit and die

The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.

Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.

You no good, two cent whore! You're just like your mother! Eat shit and die!

Eat shit and die by gimmedatsammich December 5, 2011

Eat Shit and DIE !!! 

Generally used to express anger. Advising the aggravator to ingest fecal matter, then, to cease living.

When the woman cought her husband and sister in bed...
Husband "Honey let me expla..."
Wife interupts "Eat Shit and DIE !!!" as she storms out of the house.

Eat Shit and DIE !!! by MattCouthoun July 3, 2005

Eat Shit and Die Look 

a look someone gives with you when they have a great deal of hate for you... a way to tell someone to fuck off with out having to say a word

Did you see when my ex boyfriend came in? he gave me a total eat shit and die look

wendy just gave me an eat shit and die look. i didn't do anything to her

Eat Shit and Die Look by losingthewar July 18, 2005

eat shit and die slow 

This is the oringal term that later evolved into just eat shit and die. If you have someone and you want to tell them do die is a painfull manor. You could tell them to eat shit and die slow.

I told my boss to eat shit and die slow.

eat shit and die slow by b from the bay December 21, 2005

eat shit and die

It means you must masticate on some fecal matter, then cause your heart to stop fibrillating.

Eat shit and die, mother fucker! You can't spell fibrillate and use correct grammar, 'than' should have been 'then.'

eat shit and die by laalllalall February 5, 2007