The three things everyone has to do.
Eat, shit and die.
Eat, shit and die?
Eat, shit and die!
by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023
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Litterally telling someone to eat themselves because they are shit. Basically a shit comeback to any roast
Guy 1: ur mom gai
Guy 2: eat shit
by coolDefBoi December 4, 2019
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A word when someone either, annoys you or disagrees with you. In that case you tell them to eat shit. They probably got nothing better to do
Eat Shit
by Katepalmer May 21, 2022
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the act of shoving your shit in someone mouth.
you did you eat shit last night right .

no what the hell is wrong with you.
by March 11, 2022
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1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit
1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023
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When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.

"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"

"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"
by 'Mans not hot' August 26, 2019
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Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
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