Eat Shit

Common phrase to implore someone to eat your feces. Usually because they stole from you or because they are a pedophile. Only to be used before you call his wife a cunt even if she is a total cunt.

If you can get that guy to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT, maybe he will get some closure and move on by getting a job and not stalking all his neighbors. Eat Shit dude!!

by cuntlisa May 19, 2018

Eat Shit

A phrase which has two common usages:

A: A phrase that connotates that somebody is angry at you. The literal meaning of this phrase doesn't really apply so much as the figurative insult that it delivers in a vulgar format. See: "Fuck you." And "Get fucked." for similar meanings.

B: To fall with intensity, smack against the ground, a wall, the dirt, or to otherwise collide with a solid surface against your will.

"Yeah, whatever. Eat shit, Josh."

"No, I fucking ate shit this morning! Josh pushed me!"

by Adam Samuel August 17, 2020

eat shit

1. (slang) To have some sort of accident
2. Literally to eat some sort of feces

1. That turn was so sharp it made him eat shit.
2. Why does your dog eat shit?

by John D August 23, 2003

eat shit

To have an accident resulting in contact with the ground at speed, while riding a human-powered vehicle such as a bicycle or skateboard.

You should wear pads and a helmet when mountain biking, as even the most experienced biker is bound to eat shit from time to time.

by Michael Ellis April 10, 2006

Eat Shit

An insult, stating the the other individual should feast upon feces,

Guy 1:Hey dude, Why didn't you go to that concert, Aren't they your favorite band?

Guy 2:Eat Shit!

by CJ500 December 13, 2009

eat shit

an expression of extreme dislike or anger when used in the imperitive, ie go fuck yourself

"You THINK I'm the selfish one in this relationship, Jack? Well, eat shit and die!"

by Rachel Broderick April 20, 2005

eat shit

To take a bad fall, similar to the terms "eat snow" in snow skiing and "eat dirt" in biking. Eat shit can conveniently be used to describe a fall on any kind of terrain, including gravel, concrete, snow, ice, water, or anything you can think of. It is a commonly used term in waterskiing.

Dude... I'm a great waterskiier, but I always eat shit coming around that damn turn!

by JCGould May 5, 2008