Eastlea 

Oh eastlea community school? I thought you said the bin, it’s true it’s a bad school what can you expect!! It’s got bad reviews and totally accepts bullying . A boy started beef with me they just told him that’s not ok and let him go, do better!it's a school where most nitties who go and after their gcses work in a fish and chips shop , no doubt you are will end up working at McDonalds!

“ hey do you know that one school Eastlea?"
"Oh yeah! I used to go there it was the best!"
"Ew go away from me you battyfish"

Eastlea by Msmorganssaggyballsacks March 7, 2022

eastlea community school 

Is a school where the teachers insult, stress and bring down the self esteem of its students.

"Did you hear about the school in which a teacher threw a pen at his students?"

"Oh you mean Eastlea Community School."

eastlea community school by Depressed Child April 19, 2019

Eastlea community school 

Eastlea community school is a place to send your child as a punishment. Nothing but fighting,arguing and depressed kids go there

Eastlea is a battle ground.

“What’s that school called? The one where students and teachers can fight?”

“Oh...you mean Eastlea community school”

Eastlea community school by It’s a hard knock life November 2, 2019

Eastlake Cigar 

A heterosexual act of love in which a male inserts his penis into a female's mouth and ejaculates inside of it, after having anal sex.

Patricia did not want her boyfriend to ejaculate inside of her butt, so she requested an Eastlake Cigar instead.

Eastlake Cigar by BlisterGypsy June 3, 2015

Eastlake Middle School 

Don’t even fucking get me started. This is where all those bitch kids be throwing up gang signs and acting like they a blood be. Also all them annoying ass rich kids, they think their cool from their designer belts. Yeah and that nigga mr. Miana, if I were to shoot up the school he’d be the first on my list, he got no manners on god lmao, and THEN I’d go for the little fucking domonios pizza looking ass stupid hoe faggot fucks who flex and brag about their designer clothes. The only niggas that are chill here are the kids with autism, they the homies NO KAP. Besides all the weird thots at this school & all the school is pretty.

Bob: What school do you go to?
Fucking dumb dollar bill looking shit sit: Eastlake Middle School
Bob: Get the fuck away from me right now

Eastlake Middle School by Swag kid lmfao April 8, 2019

Eastleigh College 

A sixth form college, located in Eastleigh, in the county of Hampshire, England. It has now been officially branded as the college playing host to the most chavs in the South. It is a technical college, and turns out many hairdressers called "Chelsea" and "Charmain". Though it does have some good people, who take computing and have silly nicknames.

Youth A: So, I'm taking Pshychology, Biology, Philosophy and History. I think I might take up Politics in my second year. And yourself?
Youth B: ....I'm at Eastleigh, innit!

Eastleigh College by Betty-Lou July 16, 2008

eastlake middle school 

eastlake middle is trash school filled with rats LMAO. we got the hoes acting like they got asses but they really don’t. then we got the druggies always juuling in the bathrooms. oh and don’t forget the mf FURRIES. those fkn weird ass kids with the tails and ears- i cant with them. except hera cause she so hot. low key wanna be one with the wild with her if yk what i mean.

ok now for the teachers. first off, mrs rose. y’all needa stop tryna get in her mf panties bc that’s literally DiSguStAn (if you haven’t watched her wipeout video then you probably should). mr-mother-flipping-miana. what. a. hottie. but u cant let mr macias know u like mr miana because he’ll shove his walkie-talkie up ur a$$. nOw mr academia. god, what a creep. if you have or have had him as your teacher i pray to you that you don’t have stds. that mf is freaking WACK and creepy as heck, so watch out for him. last but not least, mrs wood. oh, mrs wood. she really had to get high before school and get fired LMFAO.

tyler : yo what’s that one wack ass school that all the fakes go to?
brian : rancho?
tyler : nah that’s rancho del gay
brian : oHhh you mean eastlake middle school

eastlake middle school by mrulleisjesus May 31, 2019