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East Longmeadow 

A town east of Longmeadow. Smaller & poorer than Longmeadow, but they are often mistaken for the same place. Seen as a rich town with good schooling. A town where you can find genuine people if you pick threw the spoiled white trash. Famous for a seven way intersection that outsiders will never understand and will likely cause an accident. Just like every other small town there is nothing to do there, except for the carnival in the center of town that gets progressively worse each year.
" Wanna go hang out in East Longmeadow?"

"...no, there's nothing to do there."

"word."
East Longmeadow by hahasorry April 18, 2011
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east longmeadow 

A small town in the Springfield area of Western Massachusetts. A poorer version of their better neighbor, Longmeadow. Like Longmeadow, there are tons of white people and overpriced houses, but no Jews here and half the houses are average even though they cost like half a million dollars.
"East Longmeadow rocks man!"
"...you're kidding, right?"
"No, why would I be? I mean come on, this town is wicked cool!"
"...Bye."
east longmeadow by ELHSkid January 6, 2005

East Longmeadow High School 

East Longmeadow High School, or ELHS for short, is a place where the building is older than 90% of the people inside, and the only positive thing is the HIV test results.
"where are you going to high school?"
"East Longmeadow High School"

East Longmeadow High School 

A gross so called “learning environment” where light panels almost fall on you in room 126, and the superintendent never cancels school when you want him to. There’s probably about 7 people vaping in one bathroom at the same time, and our sports teams have gone very downhill since our best football player went to Princeton.
Do you go to East Longmeadow High School?

Yeah, that place is the worst.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026