Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.

The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.

Earth Monkey by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022

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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

Mississippi Earth Monkey by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

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Earth Monkey • Mississippi Earth Monkey • Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake) • earth • earth day • earth chan • Earth Pig • Earth Science • Earth Angel • Earth Hour

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

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