Earth Dragon 

When a man fully burried in sand or dirt gets fully erect causing his penis to emerge from the earth like a dragon.

Dude, yesterday I got burried and out of no where I got an earth dragon.

Earth Dragon by yoloswagger42069 January 14, 2014

earth dragon 

a chinese astrological sign; somebody born between January 23,1928 and February 9,1929 or between February 17, 1988 and February 5,1989

earth dragons rock

earth dragon by k.k. February 4, 2004

Earth Dragon 

1. A Chinese horoscope sign.

2. Nickname to a certain LOOSER / HOT CHICK.

Tiffany is Earth Dragon.

Earth Dragon by Remula February 25, 2004

the northern earth dragon 

the northern earth dragon is wen you are being tasted in ones genitalia and just before having an orgasm you tern around and shit in there mouth and fores there mouth close and say the funniest joke making your partner shoot shit out there nose. (WARNING)ONLY SHOULD BE USED ON PEOPLE FROM THE NORTH IF NOT ITS JUST A EARTH DRAGON.

ya my friend gave his girlfriend the northern earth dragon last night and they got a divorce.

the northern earth dragon by Endo3po March 1, 2020

Middle Earth Mud Dragon 

When you defecate in and around your lovers mouth and he/she/it performs a bloodcurling scream and exhales fecal matter. Much like a dragon, without the feces. Most commonly used in Lord of the Rings. Most notable occurence is when Gandalf performed this on Legolas during the Battle of Gondor.

Late one night after Alec got done supervising his church youth group, he came home to see his Homosexual lover Remi engaged in an affair with Eric. A couple days later, Alec told Remi to come into the room. When Remi came into the room, Alec suprised him by shitting all over his mouth and down his throat. Enraged by this, Remi let out a huge roar expelling poo from his mouth.

After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"

Middle Earth Mud Dragon by ExplosiveSoap August 12, 2011