Earlwen is so Handsome
by St.Felicia October 20, 2021
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by Sixxheadz December 19, 2016
Get the Earlene mug.Everyone wants to know this girl. She possesses spirituality, strength, courage, nobility, intelligence & a good heart . She has a good sense of humor & people are captivated by her smile. She loves to learn. Earlene's always seeking wisdom. She is loved by all & most men secretly fall in love with her quickly simply by being in her presence. There's no one else quit like Earlene. She is unique, fearfully & wonderfully made by God, for His glory.
Earlene is a queen. I can't wait to see Earlene. Earlene captivated my heart. I will never forget Earlene...
by Queen Earlene May 24, 2016
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by Asia Homes February 21, 2009
Get the Earlen mug.the most amazing person in the world. soft spoken, proud, stubborn, unintentionally emotionally distant. earlwins do not easily admit their wrong or forgive others for mistakes; and for that they will never know what they could have had. earlwins must learn to forgive and give second chances.
by pinkglitter212 September 28, 2011
Get the Earlwin mug.A dandelion-like weed that has Earl Pickles' face. Often it is not quite grown revealing a bald piece in the middle of its head. It is often killed by spraying a blow torch at it, firecrackers, or some other form of weed poison. Earlweed greens are also delicious to eat. So when you see a flower you just can't defeat, chances are it is an Earlweed!
Earl: Oh no, there's Earlweeds all over the yard. Time to break out the big guns. (he gets out a blow torch) Take that!
Nelson: Hold on, that's ugly. You don't want to kill a defenseless little weed! See how much it looks like you? (he picks one up and shows it to Earl)
Earl: Yes, they're pretty. But they must be destroyed! (he throws the torch at them. The torch explodes destroying all the Earlweeds) Take that! Victory is mine!
Opal: What have you done? You destroyed our garden. Why? (she starts crying) There were some pretty flowers there, and you ruined them.
Nelson: They were Earlweeds. They look like Grandpa Earl. You see? Cute!
Earl: Are you hungry? I think she made some Earlweed soup. We put those bad boys to good use! Long live Earlweed!
Nelson: Hold on, that's ugly. You don't want to kill a defenseless little weed! See how much it looks like you? (he picks one up and shows it to Earl)
Earl: Yes, they're pretty. But they must be destroyed! (he throws the torch at them. The torch explodes destroying all the Earlweeds) Take that! Victory is mine!
Opal: What have you done? You destroyed our garden. Why? (she starts crying) There were some pretty flowers there, and you ruined them.
Nelson: They were Earlweeds. They look like Grandpa Earl. You see? Cute!
Earl: Are you hungry? I think she made some Earlweed soup. We put those bad boys to good use! Long live Earlweed!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 14, 2011
Get the Earlweed mug.Earwen is a very singular name, the person called Earwen brings everyone down with her good looks but is very shy. She reflects grace and harmony and she loves nature.
Person1: Ow look Earwen is coming!
Person2: Yaaa she's georgeous mf! But OMG look at her glance she sends back to us, it's pretty scary.
Person2: Yaaa she's georgeous mf! But OMG look at her glance she sends back to us, it's pretty scary.
by Mileshroom November 22, 2021
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