earfuck

Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).

In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.

by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006

earfuck

Annoying commercial advertisement with loud or piercing noise, over-emphasis on spoken words or otherwise excessively distracting to the point of inducing rage.

Source: Reddit

Have you seen the new car insurance commercial? It's such an earfuck that I had to mute the TV! I will hate that company forever.

by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

Earfuck

Hit someone with your ear.

I got on a fight last night. It was unbelievable, the guy started earfucking me all of a sudden.

by paulovpereira June 26, 2016

Earfuck

It’s when some dude whispers something so wild or a whole porn in your ears your ears get violently fucked by that.

Person 1:Man I wanna cause an earthquake in your ass.
Person 2:The fuck? Did you just Earfuck me?

by FoReally72 March 5, 2025

Ear Fuck

When a chick won't blow you

I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick

by Spike January 6, 2005

Earfucked

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick

I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard

by bravia nova March 20, 2010

ear fuck

1. When you can't get laid and you're forced to listen to a girl for hours
2. When someone sticks his finger or other object in your ear.

1. I went to a party just to get ear fucked by girls who won't take their pants off.
2. Aw gross!
You just got ear fucked!

by David Li February 15, 2008