earfuck

Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).

In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.

earfuck by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006

earfuck

Annoying commercial advertisement with loud or piercing noise, over-emphasis on spoken words or otherwise excessively distracting to the point of inducing rage.

Source: Reddit

Have you seen the new car insurance commercial? It's such an earfuck that I had to mute the TV! I will hate that company forever.

earfuck by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

Earfuck

Hit someone with your ear.

I got on a fight last night. It was unbelievable, the guy started earfucking me all of a sudden.

Earfuck by paulovpereira June 26, 2016

Earfuck

It’s when some dude whispers something so wild or a whole porn in your ears your ears get violently fucked by that.

Person 1:Man I wanna cause an earthquake in your ass.
Person 2:The fuck? Did you just Earfuck me?

Earfuck by FoReally72 March 5, 2025

Earfuck

A sligtly less dramatic version of earrape usally used to describe extremely bad music.

Einar: What do you think of the new drake album oli?
OLiwier: I think its not really earrape but its definitly earfuck

Earfuck by OlavikkeOlav May 20, 2026

Ear Fuck 

When a chick won't blow you

I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick

Ear Fuck by Spike January 6, 2005

Earfucked 

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick

I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard

Earfucked by bravia nova March 20, 2010