ear bitch
A Grappler who thinks their ears are exhibiting the signs of Cauliflower Ear when in fact their ears are fine and nothing to worry about.
ear bitch by Heagearsteal April 6, 2021
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ear bitch
A grappler who thinks their ear is exhibiting cauliflower ear but it isn’t. Someone who wears headgear for no reason.
ear bitch by Heagearsteal April 6, 2021
Related Words
ear bitch • bitch ear • The Bitch Ear • A bitch in your ear • Ear Rape • Ear Worm • ear hustling • Ear Fuck • ear candy • Ear Hustlin'
Ear bitch
A person who can silently stay supportive in your earbuds/headphones or converse while you go about your day, providing love and luck.
The Bitch Ear
In your ear stretching/gauging process, it is that ONE EAR. it's the one that is more difficult to stretch, takes longer to heal, and just doesn't look as good as the other ear, and you experience much more discomfort with it. it's a total bitch because it just won't cooperate with you. therefore, it is known as The Bitch Ear.
guy#1 "dude ! my left ear hurt more than the right ear when i stretched it last night."
guy#2 "haha.....i see you've got THE BITCH EAR."
guy#2 "haha.....i see you've got THE BITCH EAR."
The Bitch Ear by Def Initionn August 18, 2009
bitch ear
When someone has both of their ears pierced and perhaps stretched as well, one of the ears will be a total cock and keep getting infected, hurting, looking gross, and generally be an annoyance while the other ear will behave itself and heal properly.
So named because not only is the bitch ear being a bitch, it also hurts like a bitch.
So named because not only is the bitch ear being a bitch, it also hurts like a bitch.
bitch ear
A medical condition formally known as "Auris Bitcheas." This malady strikes tens of thousands of American males every year, and is caused by the unholy sonic reverberations of the upper registers of the female voice on a cell phone.
Auris Bitcheas is particularly dangerous in a dating relationship, as the male ear is subjected to hundreds of hours of continuous whining by his girlfriend via cell phone.
Auris Bitcheas is particularly dangerous in a dating relationship, as the male ear is subjected to hundreds of hours of continuous whining by his girlfriend via cell phone.
bitch ear by Sir E. P. D. February 5, 2008
bitch ear
a bitch ear is your favourite ear to bitch to, and usually belongs to another person. unless they are dead. which makes the bitch ear a bit pointless.
basically, the person you moan to about your shitty life :)
basically, the person you moan to about your shitty life :)
Ben: Dude, whats up with Hayley, she looks a bit upset
Jerry: It's cool, i'll find out later, i'm her bitch ear.
Jerry: It's cool, i'll find out later, i'm her bitch ear.
bitch ear by mrbeefy0811 September 23, 2011
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