dont mistake for EA, as in electronic arts, the developer of classic sports games, this is a very orgastic sound made by my classmate when he fakes cumming in class to get attention.
an emotion felt by confused, angry, scared people, such as students showing up to class and realizing the thirteen page essay they did on youth in Asia was supposed to be on euthinazia
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.