Irl name Brandon Curington, The Erotic Barber gives niggas haircuts while naked and has you do that Bust That Nut Challenge with him. If you ever wanted to get a haircut but don’t want any hair on your clothes, Brandon is your man.

Daquan: Ay Tyrone I’m gonna hit up Brandon, he gives me that good fade.
Tyrone: Nigga ain’t Brandon that Erotic Barber I’ve been hearin about? He’s a fuckin fag nigga he loves seeing nigga’s dicks and let’s em stroke his.
Daquan: He give me dat good fade tho, and plus It’s Hump Day, and I tagged dem 3 big dick ass niggas for a discount.

Erotic Barber by Lobert_Rarsh September 30, 2022

eroticon

An emoticon that doesn't resemble emotions of any sort, but erotica... or graphic dirty sex smut.

Here are some examples of filthy eroticons....

( o )( o ) is big breasts.

(O)(O) is big nipple breasts.

(. V .) is bra-covered breasts.

O
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/ / \ is doggy style.

O{<---O{< is.... um... I have no clue what that is.

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Lannan Eacott

Is a YouTuber called LazarBeam

Lannan Eacott is the BEST!!!!!!

Lannan Eacott by BlitzShadowCake October 3, 2018

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Erotophonophilia

Erotophonophilia is a paraphilia (unusual sexual interest or attraction) that centres on the act (real or imagined) of committing murder; it is the most extreme form of sexual sadism. Erotophonophiliacs tend to fantasize about beating, stabbing, strangling and mutilating their victim(s); they also engage in idealized narcissistic fantasies of domination and utter control over their victim(s). Murders committed by erotophonophiliacs are often marked by genital mutilation or dismemberment, and disembowelment. Erotophonophiliacs are more likely to be primary psychopaths than non-erotophonophiliacs, more likely to engage in cruelty to animals, and also more likely to become serial murderers. They are more likely than other murderers to engage in cannibalism, torture and 'trophy keeping'.

This paraphilia finds its counterpart in autoassassinophilia, where the person derives sexual satisfaction through their real or imagined death through murder.

~Many serial murderers are/were erotophonophiliacs: Elizabeth Bathory, Jack the Ripper, Richard Ramirez, Dennis Rader, Ted Bundy, Gary Ridgeway etc.

~While it is normal to occasionally imagine violent ends for others, especially those who offend you, engaging in erotophonophilic fantasy is relatively more unusual and worrisome.

~The erotophonophiliac slit his victims' throat and then disemboweled her, removing and carrying off her uterus.

Erotophonophilia by TheLadyKiller November 19, 2010

erotespondence

erotic correspondence - especially online

she was late to work after a late night online with her erotespondent

he found it hard to type while erotesponding due to frenetic manual multi-tasking

chat rooms are venues for blatant erotespondence

erotespondence by Anthony Sheppard December 28, 2005

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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