EPIRB

Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon

The EPRIB (or "e-piryb") is pretty much an uber-ELT that transmits a radio signal on a frequency somewhere around 406 MHz. This signal contains information regarding the location of the signal (usally a downed aircraft or ship in distress). Satellites (known as SARSAT pick up this radio signal (as well as ELT signals) and relay this information to centers like the AFRCC. Search and Rescue is then dispatched to search and rescue agencies such as The Civil Air Patrol and Coast Guard.

Because the captian of the sinking fishing boat had bought an EPIRB for his boat, the Coast Guard was able to find and rescue him quickly.

EPIRB by IrishRepublicanArmy January 27, 2004

Epibreren

A Dutch term - meaning that you are pretending that you're doing something super important, while in reality you're being super lazy.

"Oh, I've got a lot to do this week with...um...process optimization research...and...uhh...method resolution option. I can't help you with the project this week."
"Sounds like epibreren to me."

Epibreren by CiceroBC June 9, 2014

Epibration 

To perform an undefined task in order to inspire the impression that this very task is of utmost importance, even though it is totally insignificant.

Sorry, i cant play soccer this afternoon, im too busy with some epibration on this document.

Epibration by martver June 19, 2010

Epibenedict 

Epic but better

Epibenedict when somebody does something over the top

Epibenedict by Bubbaknox August 31, 2015

Blue Balled ePirate 

A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.

John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?

Ray: I've never seen a single episode.

John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?

Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.

John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.

Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?

Blue Balled ePirate by McDoh! February 13, 2010

epibrutalitastic 

A combination of the words epic, brutal, and tastic.

Man that show was epibrutalitastic bro!

epibrutalitastic by matijuana April 24, 2009

Epiblog 

Epiblog: 1:The follow-up or correction to a previous blog entry written by the same person. 2; to clarify previous written statements. 3; a continuance of a writing.

I have written this epiblog to tell you that my girlfriend was not happy with my idea but her room mate seemed somewhat intrigued.

Epiblog by Maurice Rucker August 23, 2006