The worst examples of the results products outcomes and side effects of dank* modern society.

*DANK is the multitask of taking a Dump and having a wANK. This is how memes are born.

President Trump is the epitomeme of society's reaction to shitty government

Dreadlocks and dubstep are the epitomeme of what is wrong about telling your children they can be anything they want when they grow up

epitomeme by 5p0ok November 19, 2016

Related Words

EPICtome • epitome • epitome of sexiness • epicsome • epictommy • Epitome of stupid • EpicSomeone • epistome • Epitomeat • Epitomeh

epitome of cool

the perfect example of cool, i.e the living breathing personified "cool"

Yeah man, he's the epitome of cool

epitome of cool by Mr. E.Nigma April 13, 2011

epitome of the shit of me

Best at being the worst

That kid is the epitome of the shit of me at being on time.

epitome of the shit of me by BINBINBINBINBINBINBINBINBINBIN April 11, 2010

Epitomeat

The best possible way a certain kind of meat can be prepared

This steak is the epitomeat of cow.

Epitomeat by pavel dickgod January 17, 2008

epicsome

word to describe epic and awesome together.

that movie was epicsome.

epicsome by theblazingarrow July 23, 2009

epitome of sexiness

someone who is so damn sexy that he just PERSONIFIES sexiness and no one else can even compare.

Daaaaamn, did you see jobi? he's like the epitome of sexiness.

epitome of sexiness by dani-L_3264 May 17, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026