An act or statement made by an individual named Brian that defies science and/or common decency, which often times leaves the people around him laughing at his shear stupidity. One who has a bri-ence moment also allows his nearby neighbors to look like the world’s best husbands, due to his incompetence.

You can totally build a retaining wall out of paving stones if you dig down 2 inches for the first layer.....I read it on the internet....Bri-ence

Matt: Did you hear Brian is bringing home dinner for his young family after work?
Dan: No way that’s so nice of him!
Matt: It would have been if he hadn’t gone to bar instead and got home after his kids went to bed. Total Bri-ence
Dan: Ha at least we’re not Brian!!! High Five to us!!!

Bri-ence by Glacier Guy October 3, 2018

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lie-ence

Science supported by made up facts or fudged data. Junk science.

Man-caused Globull Warming and any "scientific studies" touted by late night infomercials are lie-ence.

The practitioners of lie-ence may be called lie-entists to distinguish them from other liars.

Bill: "Wow! This scientific study says Snake Oil will increase the size of my penis!"

Krystin: "Don't be a sucker. That sounds like lie-ence to me."

lie-ence by tuftskins December 9, 2009

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Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy

Also known as MAD BRO DISEASE, this ailment is fairly common among frat boys or teenagers. A bro will become jealous when his bro starts hanging around with other bros more than him. However, the bro cannot admit these feelings for fear of being called gay, and so instead becomes angry over seemingly pointless things.

Bro 1: "Why is Brosef Stalin over there being such a buzzkill?"

Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."

Bro 1: "What a fag."

Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy by PNUTBUTTERnCRAK December 30, 2009

fecal encephalopathy

1. The medical term for "shit head"

2. When one's head is so full of shit they become disoriented

"My patient has a serious case of fecal encephalopathy"

"I concur"

fecal encephalopathy by Dr Urich May 17, 2012

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