Bri-ence
An act or statement made by an individual named Brian that defies science and/or common decency, which often times leaves the people around him laughing at his shear stupidity. One who has a bri-ence moment also allows his nearby neighbors to look like the world’s best husbands, due to his incompetence.
You can totally build a retaining wall out of paving stones if you dig down 2 inches for the first layer.....I read it on the internet....Bri-ence
Matt: Did you hear Brian is bringing home dinner for his young family after work?
Dan: No way that’s so nice of him!
Matt: It would have been if he hadn’t gone to bar instead and got home after his kids went to bed. Total Bri-ence
Dan: Ha at least we’re not Brian!!! High Five to us!!!
Matt: Did you hear Brian is bringing home dinner for his young family after work?
Dan: No way that’s so nice of him!
Matt: It would have been if he hadn’t gone to bar instead and got home after his kids went to bed. Total Bri-ence
Dan: Ha at least we’re not Brian!!! High Five to us!!!
Bri-ence by Glacier Guy October 3, 2018
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