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Elongated Muskrat
Elongated Muskrat by anargflarg February 24, 2018
Elongated Muskrat
“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”
Elongated Muskrat by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018
Elongated Giraffe
When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)
Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!
Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!
Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!
Elongated Giraffe by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010
Elongated buttcrackilyosis
-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone
- Butt crack is just too long
- Butt crack is just too long
Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!
David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis
David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis
Elongated buttcrackilyosis by The Djb21 November 15, 2013
elongated butt crack
a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.
Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.
elongated butt crack by rachaelwiegand June 23, 2009
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