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Extended(past)
Extending something.

Often a good way to notice elongation is when someone adds extra letters to word.

Me: Did you remember to grab the cash
Jessica: Oops...
Me: NoooooooooOOooOoOOoOoOOoOoOooOoO!

elongated by Kamisama August 21, 2005

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elongated

ANYTHING SHOSHANA WANTS IT TO BE!! mwahhaaa....

"the air is elongated"
"the idea was elongated"
"his dick was elongated"

elongated by shana May 24, 2003

Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musks real name

did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro

Elongated Muskrat by anargflarg February 24, 2018

Elongated Muskrat

Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.

“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”

Elongated Muskrat by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018

Elongated Giraffe

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)

Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!

Elongated Giraffe by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010

Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long

Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis

Elongated buttcrackilyosis by The Djb21 November 15, 2013

elongated butt crack

a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.

Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.

elongated butt crack by rachaelwiegand June 23, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026