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Condition suffered by the Male sex

of the Homo sapiens species possessing a huge sexual organ. When the affected area enlarges becomes engorged with blood. The effected male can become faint or become unconscious. Very few individuals suffer from the condition 99.9% percent of the Male population lie about having it.
KJ suffered with elephantcockleintitis, having to wear a counter weight on his back.
by Kurty Jim April 04, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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