A douchebag male in his teens or 20s trying to act cool and hip while smoking an e-cigarette. Usually seen in urban areas. This special breed of douchebag spans all ethnic groups. More prevalent among white males. Said douchebag makes it a point that he HAS to be noticed by everyone, especially women. They will slowly walk and strut for added effect. Notice their extra "plumage" or dressing extra "nice" as to be more "hip".
This special type of douchebag makes you want to go up and punch them in the face at a minimum. Public humiliation, insulting, and taunting is highly recommended. This form of tough love is for their own good.
Look at the edouchefag! Smoking an ecigarette while trying to act cool. Everybody is laughing at him.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!