People with the last name Egelston are put on Earth to strike fear in the mortals that surround them. Actually there’s no real proof that those of the Egelston clan are not gods themselves. Perfect in every way imaginable, these supreme beings are prime examples of everything you would ever want to be, but can’t.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).